Why does a horse eat in a very odd way? Because he eats best when he has not a bit in his mouth.

What is the only organ without stops? A woman’s organ of speech.

Give an Irishman’s definition of a lake. A hole in the tay-kettle.

Why is man superior to woman? Because woman is only a side issue.

Why is a lady when sick at sea like some of our literary men? Because she is a contributor to the Atlantic.

Why is a scolding wife like a thing of beauty? “Because she is a joy (jaw) forever.”

What is the proper length for a young lady to wear her dress? A little above two feet.

Why is a man who never bets as bad as a gambler? Because he is no bettor (better).

When is a cigar like dried beef? When it is smoked.

What table has no legs to stand upon? The multiplication table.