The Lily may fade and its leaves decay,
The Rose from its stem may sever,
The Shamrock and Thistle may pass away,
But the Stars will shine forever.
Why is a kiss like a sermon? Because it needs two heads and an application.
What is the shape of a kiss? Elliptical.
Why is a kiss like gossip? Because it goes from mouth to mouth.
When two people kiss, what kind of a riddle does it make? A rebus.
What is it George Washington seldom saw, God never saw, and we see every day? Our equals.
What is better than God, worse than the devil, the dead live on, and the living would die if they lived on? Nothing.