Why is a bookbinder like charity? Because he often covers a multitude of faults.
Why should an artist never be short of cash? If he knows his business he can always draw money.
What do we often catch yet never see? Passing remarks.
Why are confectioners mercenary lovers? Because they always sell their kisses.
What is there about a house that seldom falls, but never hurts the occupant when it does? The rent.
What three acts comprise the chief business of a woman’s life? Attract, contract, and detract.
Why is a prudent man like a pin? Because his head prevents him from going too far.
Why are some of our officers like a dancing master’s toes? Because they must be turned out.
What are the most patient objects in the shape of humanity? Statues.
Why is necessity like an angry solicitor? It knows no law.