If all the letters in the alphabet were on a mountain, what letter would leave first? D would begin the descent.
When you listen to a drum why are you a good judge? Because you hear both sides.
Why is the vowel O the only one sounded? Because all the others are in audible.
Why is a coward like a leaky barrel? Because they both run.
If a short man married a widow what will his friends call him? A widow’s mite.
Who dares sit before the Queen with his hat on? Her coachman.
Why was “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” not written by a woman’s hand? Because it was written by Mrs. Beecher Stowe (Beecher’s toe).
What animal is that from which, if you take off the tip of its tail you may make a first-rate Jew? Rabbit (Rabbi).
Why is a lame dog like a school boy adding six and seven together? Because the dog puts down three and carries one.
When is a house like a bird? When it has wings.