What is the best way to keep fish from smelling? Cut off their noses.

Why should you never confide a secret to your relatives? Because blood will tell.

Which is the easier profession, a doctor’s or a clergyman’s? A clergyman’s: he preaches, the doctor practices.

How can it be proven that a horse has six legs? Because he has fore legs in front and two behind.

How does light get through a prism? It hews (hues) its way through.

When is a pie like a poet? When it is Browning.

What can pass before the sun without making a shadow? The wind.

Why should watermelon be a good name for a newspaper? Because its insides would really be read.

Why should the number 288 never be mentioned in company? Because it is two gross.

When is a tourist in Ireland like a donkey? When he is going to Bray.