What sort of music should a girl sing whose voice is cracked and broken? Pieces.
What is better than an indifferent singer in a drawing room after dinner? A different one.
What animals always have gaiters on? Alligators.
What nation has always overcome in the end? Determination.
Why should you never sleep in a railway train? The train runs over sleepers.
What most frequently becomes a woman? A little girl.
What is an Englishman's notion of woman's mission? Sub-mission.
What remedy does an Irishman take for a scolding wife? He takes an e-lix-ir (he licks her).
What is the difference between a cloud of rain and a beaten child? One pours with rain, the other roars with pain.
What did the sunbeam say to the violet? "Wilt thou?" And she wilted.