Why is an egg like a colt? Because it isn't fit for use until it's broken.
How is it guns can kick when they have no legs? They kick with their breeches.
Why is a sporting clergyman like a soldier who runs from battle? Because he departs from his sphere of action.
When is a soldier charitable? When he presents arms.
Why are cowardly soldiers like tallow candles? Because when they're exposed to the fire they run.
When may an army be said to be totally destroyed? When the soldiers are all in quarters.
Why is a defeated army like wool? Because it's worsted.
What sort of men are most aboveboard in their movements? Chessmen.
Why should good-natured people never go to small dancing parties? Because hops produce great bitterness.
What is tantalizing? Giving invitations only to teas.