Which travels faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can easily catch cold.
What did the muffin say to the toasting fork? You're too pointed.
I am forever, yet was never. Eternity.
Which eat more grass, black sheep or white? White, because there are more of them.
Why is a very amusing man like a very bad shot? Because he keeps the game alive.
What is the height of folly? Spending your last shilling on a purse.
In what sort of family does the seventh night of the week come on the sixth? In that sort of family where Saturday is a bath night (is Sabbath night).
Why are clouds like coachmen? Because they hold the reins (rains).
On what supposition could a pocket handkerchief be used to build a house? If it became-brick (be cambric).
Why did the young lady return the dumb waiter? Because it didn't answer.