What trade is more than full? Fuller.
Why is electricity like the police when they are wanted? Because it is an invisible force.
When is a borough like a ship? When it is under canvass.
Why are guns like trees? People plant them and they shoot.
How does a boy look if you hurt him? It makes him yell O! (yellow).
What part of your ear would be the most essential for a martial band? The drum.
What is it that stands aloft, and regulates our daily movements, yet feels no interest in our concerns; directs us when to go, and when to come; yet cares not whether we attend or not; still, thus indifferent to our fate, often strikes a heavy blow to urge us on, and we feel no resentment when the reproof is given? A clock.
Why is the dove a very cautious little dear? Because he minds his peas and coos.
When is a baby like a breakfast cup? When it's a tea thing (teething).
Why is a chicken served to a minister like a theological student? Because it is about to enter the ministry.