What animals are always seen at a funeral? Black kids.
What did the pistol ball say to the wounded duelist? "I hope I give satisfaction."
Why is horse racing a necessity? Because it is a matter of course.
What is a young lady who refuses you? Two no-ing by half.
Why is a note of hand like a rosebud? Because it is matured by falling due (dew).
What games do the waves play at? At pitch and toss.
What fish is most valued by a loving wife? Her-ring.
Why is a solar eclipse like a woman whipping her boy? Because it's a hiding of the son (sun).
When does a man's hair resemble a packing box? When it stands on end.
Why is a woman who tries to drive a balky horse like a successful actress? Because she's the leading lady.