What is that which, the more you take from it, the larger it grows? A hole.
If a bee could stand on its hind legs, what blessing would it invoke? A bee-attitude.
Why is a blockhead deserving of promotion? Because he is equal to any post.
Why is an artist stronger than a horse? Because he can draw Windsor Castle all by himself, and take it clean away in his pocket if necessary.
Why is money often moist? Because it is frequently dew in the morning, and mist at night.
Why are lawyers such uneasy sleepers? Because they lie first on one side, and then on the other, and remain wide awake all the time.
And what do they do when they die? Lie still.
When is a lawyer like a donkey? When drawing a conveyance.
What proverb must a lawyer not act up to? He must not take the will for the deed.
Why will scooping out a turnip be a noisy process? Because it makes it hollow.