Why is a person who asks questions the strangest of all individuals? Because he is the querist.
What is that which travels about, goes much up and down, and wears shoes, but never had any shoes? A football.
Why are the pages of a book like the days of a man? Because they are numbered.
What word makes you sick if you leave out one of its letters? Music.
Why is a race at a circus like a big conflagration? Because the heat is in tents (intense).
Which is the left side of a plum pudding? The part that is not eaten.
Why is a man who runs in debt like a clock? He runs on tick.
Why is a bee-hive like a spectator? Because it is a bee-holder (beholder).
Why are fixed stars like pen, ink, and paper? Because they are stationary (stationery).
Why is a cook like a barber? He dresses hare (hair).