What is most like a hen stealing? A cock robbing (cock robin).
What is worse than "raining cats and dogs"? Hailing omnibuses. When is butter like Irish children? When it is made into little pats. Why is a chronometer like thingumbob? Because it's a watch-you-may-call-it.
Of what color is grass when covered with snow? Invisible green.
Name in two letters the destiny of all earthly things? D. K.
What is even better than presence of mind in a railway accident? Absence of body. What word contains all the vowels in due order? Facetiously.
Why is a caterpillar like a hot roll? Because its the grub that makes the butterfly. What is that which occurs twice in a moment, once in a minute, and not once in a thousand years? The letter M.
What is that which will give a cold, cure a cold, and pay the doctor's bill? A draught (draft).
What is that which is neither flesh nor bone, yet has four fingers and a thumb? A glove.
Why has man more hair than woman? Because he is naturally her suitor (hirsuter).
What is that which no one wishes to have, yet no one cares to lose?
A bald head.