Why is the letter G like the sun? Because it is the center of light.
Why is the letter D like a wedding-ring? Because we cannot be wed without it.
Why should ladies not learn French? Because one tongue is enough for any woman.
Which tree is most suggestive of kissing? Yew.
What act of folly does a washerwoman commit? Putting out tubs to catch soft water when it rains hard.
Why should a cabman be brave? Because none but the brave deserve the fair (fare).
What is the most difficult surgical operation? To take the jaw out of a woman.
Why is it difficult to flirt on board the P. and O. steamers? Because all of the mails (males) are tied up in bags.
What letter made Queen Bess mind her P's and Q's? R made her (Armada).
Why is it an insult to a cock-sparrow to mistake him for a pheasant?
Because it is making game of him.