What is that from which the whole may be taken, and yet some will remain? The word wholesome.
Why is blind-man's buff like sympathy? Because it is a fellow feeling for another.
When may a man be said to have four hands? When he doubles his fists.
Why is it easy to break into an old man's house? Because his gait (gate) is broken and his locks are few.
Why should you not go to New York by the 12:50 train? Because it is ten-to-one if you catch it.
Why should the male sex avoid the letter A? Because it makes the men mean.
When does a man sneeze three times? When he cannot help it.
What relation is the doormat to the scraper? A step farther.
Why does a piebald pony never pay toll? Because his master pays it for him.
Why is the letter S like a sewing-machine? Because it makes needles needless.