ELOPE. A hurried trip taken by two lovers for the purpose of wiring Papa for funds to get home.
ELOCUTION. A disease which breaks out among students, but which is fatal only to the spectators.
EMPLOYER. A man who has a soft spot for a hard worker.
ENVY. The root of much criticism.
ECONOMY. A system practiced by some men which permits their wives to wear last year's dresses so that they can buy better cigars.
EXPERIENCE. The best of all teachers, because it's impossible for the scholar to run away from school.