The eighth letter of the alphabet, which is all broken up because Englishmen have dropped it so often. (Get ap!)
HA! An exclamation of surprise used in connection with other dark blue words when you step on a tack.
HA, HA! Something the world tries to give you on the slightest provocation.
HAIR. The fur that pays a temporary visit to a man's head for the purpose of falling out later on.