SUCKERS. The bait used by those who go fishing for compliments.
SUCCESS. Failure kicked to pieces by hard work. A man who can make enough noise when he wins out to drown the voices of the knockers. Something which can be caught if a man only runs long enough.
SWIFTNESS. The manner in which a fool and his rich wife's money are parted.
SYNONYM. A lazy man trying to win success and a hen trying to lay a corner-stone.
SEAT. A mythical place in a street car where many are called but few are chosen. For instance:
Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Riding down town on the "L."