He jumped to his feet

Gave a lady his seat—

I'm a liar, but don't it sound well.

—Oliver Goldsmith, page 34.

SARDINE-CAR. A term of endearment given to crowded street cars.


Marcus Aurelius thus describes the sardine-car in his "Meditations"—see page 946—as follows:

The sardine-cars consist of fifty people trying to squeeze into a space that was built only for a Pajama hat and two newspapers.

The seats in the sardine-cars run sideways; the passengers run edgeways, and the life insurance agents run any old way when they see these cars coming.

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