The twentieth letter of the alphabet, so called because the author of the alphabet always drank coffee.
TABLE. A wooden arrangement covered with green cloth around which certain parties gather for the purpose of taking each other's money. See gambling. You might, incidentally, see the police if they don't see you first.
TACT. The art of knowing just when to laugh at a rich man's joke.
TALENT. The ability to know how to keep still at the right moment.