MORAL.
Thare aint to-day, so just a vittle,
Az mush,—rite hot, from out the kittle.
Q.–Define salt kodfish?
A.–Vittles and—drink.
Instid ov this, how trew it tis,
The skoolmaster iz treated,
Like one we owe 50 dollars,
And wont admit we've cheated.
HEAR THE PAPERS TALK!
We would rather be the author of Josh Billings' Farmer's Allminax for 1875, than be elected captain of a malitia company.
Coonhollow Demokrat.