June iz twin sister tew May, lacking a month. She iz named after Juno, the spouze ov Jupiter, and she waz a stirring woman. June iz the mother of rozes and milk. June iz the stepmother of good gras butter, she iz also grate granmother ov Bakon and Spinnage. June iz a praktikal gusher, and i love tew stand one side, and let her gush,—i hav made it a rule never tew git in the way ov a gush ov enny kind,—i say tew everything, gush! oh, gush!
WORDS TEW HOUSEWIFES.
To make a cheap soup, take 5 drops ov good strong onion juice, add 2 gall's ov water, bile 10 minnitts karefully, and seazon with a couple ov phatt cockroches.
To make a hoe kake, take a hoe and bile it tew a thin jell, and then,—let her kake
Tew skin a Eel, turn him inside out, and remove the meat with a Jack plane
Tew make a hen lay 2 eggs a day, reazon with her; if that dont dew, threaten to chastize her if she dont.