Tew learn yure offspring to steal, make them beg hard for all that yu giv them.
Q.–Whi are robbers like rain?
A.–Bekauze they fall on the just and the unjust.
Now bate yure hook, and find a brook,
Where water runs the fasstest,
Thare lays the trout, jist jerk him out,
And chuck him in yure basket.
JULY MONOGRAPH.
July iz the sixth month, which ackounts for its being so near the middle ov the year. It derives its name from "Julos" a hot old phellow, who settled near the equator, at an early day, and kept every boddy in hiz naberhood, in a profound swett. July haz menny features ov interest, the principle one ov which, iz, the payment ov semi-annual interest, by most ov the banks, on the fust day ov the month, upon their principal. This iz a fine old custom, and i hope it will be kept up, for i own a leetle bank stock, and take sum interest in the principle.
A NEW TOOL.
"Rogers grate western hoss rake."