Tew milk a kicking cow, stand oph about 10 foot, and holler "So I darn you."
Tew make light bread, do az the bakers do,—call 9 ounces a pound.
Tew make oxtale soup, bile an ox in a pot, and let the caudel continuation hang over the edge ov the pot and drip.
Tew git at the solid kontents ov yure wife's tongue, be verry sweet with the new skool mom in yure distrikt.
Tew break a mule—commence at his head.