Q.–Who fust struk ile?
A.–Jonah
Long, lank, lean, and lemon colored,
An orphan, without friends, or place,
A target for every ones brik bat,
The yaller dog runs a dusty race.
ARTIKLES OV FAITH.
Heaven bless the stummuk ake, if it want for this, menny ov us deakons wouldn't hav no good excuse for hot rum.
The saddest ov all sights sad in this world, iz a child with a broken spirit.
Man kant make cirkumstanses, but he kan take them bi the horns, insted ov the tale.