Dont parade yure sorrows before the world, but bury them az the dogs do their old bones, and then growl if enny boddy offers to dig them up.
Klubs are a place whare most people go to git rid ov themselfs.
A trained child to me iz a kind ov horror, i like to see them rekless with innosense.
The boy who iz pikt out to be the genius ov the family is allwuss sure to be the biggest dohed in the whole lot.
The only way to tire a phool out, iz to listen to him, and agree to every thing he sez =