Affekshionately Josh Billings
I hav seen men load a dubble barrell gun klear up to the muzzell, to kill a chipping bird with, and git knokt hed over heels, when. the gun went off.—and miss the bird besides.=
A literal fakt, Josh Billings
Q.–What kind ov a pen do plagarists use?
A.–A steal pen.
Thou mewel!—thou art mi horror,—
Desaitfull, and dang'rous kritter,—
Az humbly az satan himself,
And besides a pizon hitter.
