A.—Enny whare between 21, and ninety-four years.
Q.—What iz a woman's chief joy in this world?
A.—Her own or sumboddy else's baby.
Q.—Which iz the most diffident, and humbel kritter amung the animals?
A.—A bobtailed kat, probberbly.
Q.—How menny yards ov 5 dollar silk duz it take to make a dress.
A.—I dont kno, but it allwuss takes 2 yards and a haff more than yu buy the fust time.
Q.—What do mankind gennerally take the most pride in?
A.—In sumthing their nabors haint got, nor kant git.
Q.—What two persons in the whole congregashun, need the clusset watching?