A.—A praying pollytisian, and an offishus deakon.
Q.—How iz the best way to git rid ov kokroaches?
A.—Sell out yure house, and lot, and jine the gipseys.
Q.—What cums the nearest to makeing a woman sware?
A.—To hav her clothes line brake when it iz full ov a Monday's washing.
Q.—Which iz the two most thankless jobs in this world?
A.—To keep skool, and be an undertaker.
Q.—How do yu define experience?
A.—Experience iz the science ov finding out how deep a mill pond iz, by wading into it, and drowning.