To find out whether a man has got a good moral karakter or not, ask him pleasantly.
To cure herring,—use Godfrey's Kordial.
THE PROMISCUSS COCKROACH.
The Cockroach iz a bug at large. He iz one ov the luxurys ov civilizashun. The Cockroach iz born on the fust ov May, and the fust ov November semi-annually, and iz reddy for use in fifteen days from date. They are born four from each egg, and consequently they are all twins; thare iz no sich thing in the annals ov natur, az a single cockroach. Their food seems to consist, not so mutch ov what they eat, az what they kan git into, and often finding them ded, in the soup, at mi boarding house, I have cum tew the painful conclushun, that the cockroach kan't swim, but that he kan float for a long time.
HINTS TEW YUNG WIFES.
1. Don't undertake tew liv with yure mother-in-law, but if wuss cums tew a wussness, let yure mother-in-law liv with yu.
2. Never let yure husband kno more than one haff the affeckshun yu hav for him.