3. Don't name a yung one after a bachelor brother, nor a bachelor sister.
4. Observe theze rules fondly, keep yure feet dri, and yure hair slick, and yu will prove a model wife, (and after that), an acceptable widder.
I notiss one thing,—the man who rides on the kars every day, iz satisfied with one seat, but he who rides once a year, wants 4.=
That's so. Josh Billings
The man whom yu kant git to write poetry, or tell the truth, untill yu git him haff drunk aint worth the investment.=
No sir. Josh Billings