The lady born this month will hav blew eyes, and a full set ov teeth. Her heart will be az tender az a porterhouse steak. She will keep a lap dorg, who will hav weak eyes, and whose christian name will be Fanny. She will die and leave a bed-quilt, which will go down tew posterity, with upwards of 7 hundred blocks in it.
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JOB SARGENT'S KLENSING SOPE.
Job Sargent, being ov sound mind, and expressly afrade ov the devil, dont hesitate tew say that his klensing sope will take the spots oph from everything.
1st. It will remove the spots from a coach dog in 3 daze.
2d. It will take the spots oph from a ten ov dimonds in 15 minnits.
3d. Kan the leopard change his spots?—i answer it kan, bi using Job Sargent's only klensing sope.
4th. Persons ov a spotless reputashun, and anxious tew keep so, will never be without this sope.
5th. Job Sargent never told a lie—so did George Washington.