To remove goose pimples (from a goose)—loose the goose.
To kure a weak back—lay still for a week ahead.
To make yure mark—fall out ov a third story windo.
To ketch a bad kold—lay down on the ground, and watch for it, bi moonlite.
Kats are plenty. I kounted 18 from mi boarding hous window one night last summer—and it wasn't a fust rate nite for kats neither.=