Take one quart ov red cow's milk.
Strain all the water out ov the milk.
Puntch the milk severely with santy cruize rum.
Ramify it well with white sugar.
Koruskate sum nutmeg on the brow ov it.
Drink tew the Amerikan Eagle standing.
(This recipee haz been in the Billings family going on 300 years, and iz desighned for one person, and always hits the mark.)
The Hornet iz a red hot child ov natur, and haz a bizzness end to him.=
Respekfully, Josh Billings