ALSO,
Found an old blew kotting umbrel worth nothing, in place ov a nu silk one worth 12 dollars and fifty cents, if the person who lost the blew kotting umbrel bi finding the other one, hasn't had time enuff yet tew repent ov hiz blunder, 60 days longer will be granted him tew weep over the ackcident.
Yung man, dont be afrade to blo yure own horn, but dont blo it in front ov the proceshun, go to the rear and do it.=
Yure Uncle, Josh Billings.=
The reputashun that a man gits from hiz ansestors, often wants az mutch altering to fit him, az their old clothes would.=
It iz truly thus, Josh Billings.=
Q.–What iz a blunderbuss?
A.–Kissing the wrong woman.