I never question a suckcess enny more than I do the right ov a bull dog to lie in hiz own gateway.=
no I dont, Josh Billings.=
The diffrence between a mistake, and a blunder.
When a man sets down a poor umbreller, and takes up a good one, he makes a _mistake_, but when he sets down a good umbreller, and takes up a poor one, he makes a _blunder_.=
Excuse haste. Josh Billings
Q.–When duz a fly git badly stuck?
A.–When he fools with mollassis.
When puter knives went oph slo,
Joel waz a kunning kuss,
He could just turn to and swop
An old hoss dredful cluss.