EXAMININ A PORDUNK VALLEY RALE RODE KONDUKTOR.
President. Have yu a gold kronometer worth 300 dollars?
Konduktor. Not mutch!
President. Do yu keep a trotter?
Konduktor. Not enny!
President. Hav yu enny dimond rings?
Konduktor. Nary!
President. Do yu own a fiteing dog?
Konduktor. Nothing ov the sort!
President. How much bank stock have yu got?