CLASS IN METAPHISICKS STAND UP.
Teacher. Which iz the most stubborist animile?
Skoller. The klam, he wont budge a bit!
Teacher. Who iz the most open gaited animile?
Skoller. The swine, he kan open enny kind ov a gate!
Teacher. Which iz the most sure footedest animile?
Skoller. The mewel, he kan hit a man twice in a seckond 10 foot oph.
Teacher. Who iz the most foolishest animile?
Skoller. The goose, he dont kno enuff to go in when it rains.
Teacher. Class in metaphisicks may set down.