Beware ov the man with half-shut eyes—he ain’t dreaming.
Experience makes more timid men than it duz wise ones.
Advice iz a drug in the market; the supply alwus exceeds the demand.
One ov the safest and most successful tallents I kno ov iz to be a good listener.
Fools are the whet-stones ov society.
Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend.
Curiosity iz the instinct ov wisdum.
Thoze who becum disgusted, and withdraw from the world, musn’t forgit one thing, that the world will forgit them, a long time before they will forgit the world.
Put man down (for me) az a vain and selfish critter, all hiz talk and ackshuns to the contrary, notwithstanding, nevertheless, to wit, verily, amen.
Wize men laff every good chance they kan git. Laffing is only a weakness in phools.