I giv the world credit for a grate deal more honesty than it can show.
Whenever i find a real handsum woman engaged in the “wimmins’ rights bizzness,” then i am going to take mi hat under mi arm and jine the procession.
Gratitude iz a debt, and like all other debts is paid bekauze we are obliged to, not bekauze we love to.
Praize that ain’t deserved iz no better than slander.
There iz three kinds of phools in this world, the natural ones, the common, every day phool, and the daghm phool.
MOLLASSIS KANDY.
Thare iz a grate deal ov humin natur in a stik of mollassis kandy, I judge this, bekauze mi little grandson iz alwus reddy tew invest hiz only penny in it.
I don’t kno az i want tew bet enny money, and giv odds, on the man, who iz alwus anxious tew pray out loud, every chance he kan git.
Praze and abuse, are both good in their place, but if I kan’t hav but one, give me the abuse.
