MOLLASSIS KANDY.
Nine men, out ov every 10, that yu meet in New York City, are in a grate hurry, and are either mad, petulant, or sassy, and the reazon iz they are all ov them in pursuit ov munny, and only one out ov 10 gits it.
Next tew the man who iz wuth a millyun, in point ov wealth, iz the man, who don’t kare a kuss for it.
A reputashun for happiness needs az mutch watching az a reputashun for honesty.
When yu strike ile, stop boring, menny a man has bored klean thru, and let all the ile run out at the bottom.
I hav spent a large porshun ov mi life in hopeing, and praying that every boddy mite be suckcessful, and happy, and i intend tew spend a grate deal more time in the same bizzness, but i am satisfied that the philosophy ov the whole thing iz kontained in this passage, “the devil take the hindmost.”
Success don’t konsist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one the seckond time.
He who trusts tew luck for his happiness, will be lucky when he gits it.
While we are poor, the necessarys ov life are the luxurys, after we git ritch, the luxurys are the necessarys.
Thare is no such thing az gitting tew the top ov the ladder in this world, if we reach the utmost round, then we mourn bekauze the ladder aint longer.