Go up hill as fast az you pleaze, but go down hill slo.
About all that iz left for an old man in this world, iz an obituary notiss.
Sedate yung men make imbecile old ones.
I think yung coxcombs, end their lives, az old slovens.
The man who iz alwus bragging ov hiz wife in publik, duz it more out of pride of himself, than love for her.
If a man haz got 80 thousand dollars at interest, and owns the house he livs in, it aint mutch trouble to be a philosopher.
The most that experience seems tew do for us, iz tew sho us, what kussid phools every boddy but we, hav made ov themselfs.
Whiskey, and onions combined, are good for a bad breth.
The hardest man in this world tew cheat, iz the man who iz alwus honest with himself.
I look upon molassis az one ov our greatest blessings, it haz dun so mutch tew sweeten life.