Life ain’t long enuff for enny man tew kno himself.
Virtew don’t konsist in the absence ov the pashuns, but in the control ov them;—a man without enny pashuns iz simply az virtewous az a graven image.
One ov the best temporary reliefs for vanity, that i kno ov, iz a sharp tutch ov the billyus kolick.
Sharpers are like hornets, intimate on a short acquaintance.
Don’t forget one thing yung man, thare iz a thousand people in this world who kan hurt yu, to one that kan help yu.
Thare iz no accomplishment so eazy tew acquire az politeness, and none more profitable.
Thare would be a grate supply ov wit and humor in this world, if we would only giv others the same credit for being witty that we claim for ourselfs.
Thare are a grate menny excuses that are wuss than the offence.
Be humble, and yu are sure tew be thankful,—be thankful, and yu are sure tew be happy.
He who shows us all hiz wickedness, is not a very dangerous man.