Thare iz no better evidence ov a weak mind, than tew be alwus in a hurry.
Pride, and avarice, iz a most whimsikal mixtur.
A man whom yu kan trust with a sekret, yu kan trust with ennything.
Common sense is the favorite daughter of Reason, and altho thare are menny other wimmin more attraktive for a time, thare iz nothing but death kan rob common sense ov her buty.
Opinions should be formed with grate caushun, and changed with grater.
The only thing that a human being is positively certain ov, iz death.
Silence iz one ov the hardest arguments to refute.
PUDDIN AND MILK.
Love iz sed tew be blind, but I kno lots ov phellows in love who kan see twice az much in their galls az i kan.
The miser iz a riddle. What he possesses he haint got, and what he leaves behind him he never had.