There iz nothing that a man kan do that should cut him off from pitty, the fakt that he iz human should always entitle him to commiserashun.
Prudes hoard their virtews, the same az mizers do their money, more for the sake ov recounting them, than for use.
If yu seek wisdum, mi yung friend, studdy men, and things, if yu desire larning, studdy dikshionarys.
I think opportunitys are made full az often az they happen.
I hav often had grave doubts, which waz ov the most importance, the bustle ov men or the hurry ov pissmires.
It iz a grate deal eazier tew look upon thoze who are below us with pitty, than tew look upon thoze who are abuv us, without envy.
Good common sense iz az helthy az onions, we often see thoze who are good, simply bekauze they haint got sense enuff tew be bad, and thoze who are bad just bekause they haint got sense enuff tew be good.
The man who don’t kno himself iz a poor judge ov the other phellow.
Envy iz sutch a constant companyun, that if we find no one abuv us to envy, we will envy thoze below us.
Whoever iz a sedate old man at 20, will be apt tew be a frivilous yung one at 60.