Thare iz no servitude in life so oppressive az tew be obliged tew flatter thoze whom we don’t respekt enuff to praze.
Wit, without sense, iz like a razor without a handle.
We mingle in sosiety, not so mutch tew meet others az to eskape ourselfs.
The truly innosent are thoze who not only are guiltless themselfes, but who think others are.
To meet death without betraying enny emoshun iz tew be simply az courageous az a beast.
Persekuted for rhighteousness sake, iz quite common in this world—persekuted for the devil’s sake iz not so common.
Don’t be afrade, yung man, tew make a blunder once in a while most all the blunders are made by the sincere and honest.
I must respekt thoze, I suppose, who never make enny blunders, but I don’t luv them.
I like them kind of folks, who, if they do once in a while weigh out a pound with only 13 ounces in it, are just az apt tew make the next pound weigh 19 ounces.
I luv mi phailings. It iz theze that make me pheel that i have that tutch ov natur in me that makes me brother tew every man living.