The greatest blessing that the great and good God can bestow on enny human being iz humility.
Thare iz a grate deal ov poetry in gin; but the poetry and the gin, both ov them, are kussid poor.
Thare iz sum excuse for a man being a loafer in the country, whare even natur once in a while takes the liberty to loaf a little; but in a big citty, whare all suckcess depends upon aktivity, a loafer iz a failure, except it be to paste advertisements onto.
How natral it iz for a man, when he makes a mistake, to korrekt it by kussing sumboddy else for it.
I never diskuss politiks nor sektarianism; i beleave in letting every man fight hiz rooster hiz own way.
Pride seems tew be quite equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem tew have it just alike.
If we giv up our minds tew little things we never shall be fit for big ones. I knew a man once who could ketch more flies with one swoop ov his hand than enny boddy else could, and he want good at ennything else.
Human happiness konsists in having what yu want, and wanting what yu hav.
Fortune sumtimes shows us the way, but it iz energy that achieves suckcess.
The richest man in the world is the one who dispizes riches the most.