CHIPS.
Dont mistake a dounkast eye for modesty, dounkast eyes are often on the lookout sideways.
“It is one thing tew take the chances, and quite another thing tew find them.
“It is not the whole ov our duty tew foller the examples ov good men, but tew leave behind us sum decent tracks for others tew foller.
“Rumor is a spark at fust, then a fire, then a conflagrashun, and then ashes.
“The wust enemy that a man kan hav is flattery, it is wuss than abuse; it is better tew be knocked endways by a foe than tew be blowed up sideways with the quill of a windy friend.
“Death is a cessation ov hosstilitys; a flag ov truce; to the righteous a gain, and tew the wicked no loss.
“If you are looking after happiness don’t take the turnpike, take one ov the byroads, yu will avoid the tollgates, and find it less crowded and dursty.
“Mutch buty iz like the strawberry, soon out ov season, but exquisit while it duz last, and like the strawberry, ain’t perfekt without a good deal ov sugar.
“Rules for long life are like gide boards tew a deserted citty.