KOARSE SHOT.
The bulk ov mankind are mere imitators of very poor originals. It iz a grate deal eazier tew be a philosopher after a man haz had a warm meal than it iz when he don’t kno whare he iz a going tew git one.
Most men lament their condishun in life, but thare are but phew, after all, who are superior to it.
To never dispair may be God like, but it ain’t human. Affektashun looks well in a monkey.
Trieing tew define love iz like trieing tew tell how yu kum tew brake thru the ice, all yu kno about it iz, yu fell in, and got ducked.
The prinsipal importanse ov a mistery iz the mistery itself.
What makes a ghost so respektable a karakter iz, that noboddy ever saw one.
The pedigree that we receive from our ansestors iz like the money we receive from them, we are not expekted tew liv on the principle, but on the accumulashun, and transmit the principle unimpaired.
A weak man wants az mutch watching az a bad one.
It iz hard work tew define human happiness, the real possessor ov it iz the very one who kant define it.