“Thare iz just az mutch jelousy, (it iz only less dangerous) among the lowly az among the ritch; the poor devil with a whole loaf under hiz arm, iz the lord of hiz naberhood, and the half loaves look on with envious wonder, while he struts up and down the alley.
“We only love them that we fear. This may be only one of my lies, but it looks so tew me from where i stand now.
“The best condishun in life iz not to be so ritch az tew be envyed, nor so poor az to be damned.
“Iz it charity tew giv tew a thankless cuss in need? certainly; jest az mutch az it would be to save a drouning cow.
“Just praize iz the vernakular ov good deeds.
“Whare thare iz grate virtue, thare must hav bin grate vices, or else a very poor sile, that raizes nothing but what haz bin planted, and well tended and manured at that.
“Revenge iz jist az natral as milk, yu will see little bits ov boys club the post that they bump their heads aginst.”
KOARSE SHOT.
Whenever yu see a doktor who alwus travels on the jump, yu kan bet he is looking for a job.
